Splinter is one responsible rat who has his hands full. It's bad enough that he's the
Turtle's Sensei, but now they've gone off to ancient Japan to rescue April. Sounds
cool you say, yeh maybe for the Turtles, but poor Splinter now has four 17th century
Japanese Samurais to take care of. Have you ever tried to explain things to a 17th
century Japanese Samurai who's standing in front of you in his underwear? Well, it's
not a pretty sight-and it's not easy. First, you gotta gain their respect-and Splinter
can do that, cuz he speaks perfect Japanese. He's also the most respectable rat in
the 20th century, and that'll impress anybody. He'll still have to impress them with
his skill of the bust 'em bow and arrow and the fatal, but fancy fist dagger. But if
they still don't fall in line, then he must use his nifty dah-dau knife. And nobody
wants that.
