The following members are present: Krang, Mr. Ogg, Smash, Rat King, Maxter, Leatherhead, Slash, Bebop, Scumbug.
The following members are absent: Traag, Chrome Dome, Antrax, Tempestra.
The following villains were not invited: Ray Fillet, The Maestro, and that snake guy whose name we can't recall.
New Business: Smash nominates the Swatter for Turtle Booer membership. All in favor (none).
Today's agenda includes approving the following schemes to DESTROY THE TURTLES:
Firstly, poisoning the city pizza supply - motion approved.
Secondly, infiltrate Channel Six and unplug all of their equipment during the Happy Hour News - motion approved.
Thirdly, attempt to turn off the gravity again, but this time we'll do it better - motion approved.
This meeting is callously concluded; remember, next month's meeting will be held in the abandoned chemical factory across town as the Technodrome was rented out for the Triceraton Federation's Rapacious Reptile Round Table.
I almost forgot, lastly, signups are open for the sinister summer softball league.
